1 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:08,608 (gentle piano music) 2 00:00:57,023 --> 00:00:59,893 - [Woman] Last night, I had the strangest dream. 3 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,896 I dreamed I was in bed with you 4 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:05,732 and I heard this loud ticking. 5 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,935 I looked all around for a clock, 6 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,372 but I couldn't find one anywhere. 7 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:14,107 - [Dan] What was it? 8 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:15,175 - It was you. 9 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:19,212 (gentle music) 10 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:44,971 (stairs creaking) 11 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:57,350 (footsteps pattering) 12 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:59,486 (gasping) 13 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,723 Stop it! 14 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:04,557 Stop it! 15 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:06,826 Bastard. 16 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:09,395 (woman grunts) 17 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:15,201 - [Man] You inflicted some serious collateral damage, Dan. 18 00:02:15,201 --> 00:02:19,339 (loud crash) (groaning) 19 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:21,741 (loud crash) 20 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,144 - [Woman] Oh, Jesus, no. 21 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:27,614 Dan, jeez, are you okay? 22 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:29,682 Help me, somebody! 23 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:31,084 Anybody! 24 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,986 - [Man] Not to mention attempted murder of a suspect. 25 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:33,820 - Wait a minute, wait a minute. 26 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,655 Jesus, no, please, no! 27 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:44,230 Somebody stop him! 28 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:50,403 - [Man] And assaulting a fellow officer. 29 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:51,304 - Dan, Dan! - God, no! 30 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:52,539 - Dan, come on-- 31 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:55,708 (loud thud) 32 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:57,810 - [Man] I thought they were gonna put the old burning tire 33 00:02:57,810 --> 00:02:59,913 around your neck and set you off to float 34 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:04,817 down the river in Ganges. (siren wails) 35 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:10,223 (suspenseful music) 36 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:21,234 (gun clicks) 37 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:23,803 (gentle music) 38 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:44,524 ("Made Out of Steel" by Spanic Boys) 39 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:58,004 ♪ You were made out of steel 40 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:00,807 (radio buzzing) 41 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:04,143 - Are you worried about the coming ice age? 42 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:08,181 Do you feel that world events are spinning out of control? 43 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:11,651 Have you got personal or financial problems? 44 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:15,054 Do small children laugh at you on the street? 45 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:17,223 Me too. 46 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:22,061 So call me up and let's talk it out together. 47 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:25,231 I see we have our first call. 48 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:27,133 Hello, you're on the air. 49 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,301 - [Vivian] Hi, Dr. Edwards. 50 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:29,769 I really love your show. 51 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:30,970 My name is Vivian. 52 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:32,438 - Hello, Eileen, how are you tonight? 53 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:33,673 - [Vivian] Uh, Vivian. 54 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:35,541 I'm not so good. 55 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:38,678 My husband divorced me and took my children. 56 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:39,846 - Oh. 57 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:41,381 - [Vivian] My family was my life. 58 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:44,751 Now, I have no reason to get up in the morning. 59 00:04:46,352 --> 00:04:48,755 - Veronica, you ever heard that old saying, 60 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:51,224 "Today's the first day of the rest of your life"? 61 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,459 - Uh, Vivian, yeah. - Well, forget it, Vicky, 62 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,495 because things can only get better. 63 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:59,065 Today is the worst day of the rest of your life, am I right? 64 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:01,067 - Wrong Dr. Edwards. 65 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:04,537 This is the worst day of the rest of your life. 66 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:06,906 ♪ KSAV 67 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:08,708 - Well, I'll tell you that's his last broadcast 68 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,109 on my radio station. 69 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:14,414 You know, it's dumbfounding to me 70 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:16,115 that this close to Los Angeles, 71 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:20,353 I can't find a psychologist who can talk on radio. 72 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:21,988 - [Claire] I can do more than talk, Mr. McGill. 73 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,923 - Well, I'm sure, Doctor. 74 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:27,660 I gave a listen to your audition tape. 75 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,228 You have a great deal of potential. 76 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:30,530 - [Claire] Why don't you call me Claire? 77 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:32,832 And I'll call you Chuck, okay? 78 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,734 - First name basis, that's good. 79 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:37,570 Audience likes to be known on a first name basis. 80 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:40,773 I should know, I started as a disc jockey. 81 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:41,874 - [Claire] Oh, I'm not surprised. 82 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:43,342 You have a wonderful voice. 83 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:50,116 - Well, it takes more than a voice to launch a radio career. 84 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:54,120 Takes something where you can grab the audience. 85 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,055 They need something to identify with. 86 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,930 - What exactly did you have in mind, Chuck? 87 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:06,199 - I need something I can syndicate, 88 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,034 put this radio station on the map. 89 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,303 - Well, my background is primarily 90 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,405 in the area of human sexuality. 91 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:16,109 - I'm listening. 92 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,510 - I was the head of a program 93 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,812 at the Neurology Institute in Los Angeles 94 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:23,015 where I conducted a series of experiments 95 00:06:23,015 --> 00:06:26,652 documenting the link between sex and violence. 96 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:28,721 - Good, very good. 97 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:29,989 I like that. 98 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:32,024 - I'm not going to exploit it, Chuck. 99 00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:33,893 I wanna make your listeners aware 100 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,295 of the biochemical changes in their bodies 101 00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:37,530 and how that affects them 102 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:39,999 so they can better learn to accept themselves. 103 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:41,334 - Claire, that's what bothers me. 104 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,136 Biochemical changes. 105 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,338 - It's just chemistry, Chuck. 106 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,273 Simple body chemistry. 107 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:50,576 The right combination of stimuli can be pleasurable. 108 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:53,379 Wrong combination, painful. 109 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:54,313 That's all. 110 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:57,717 - Here then, my dear, 111 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:03,623 is to the right chemistry. 112 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:12,932 ("Made Out of Steel" by Spanic Boys) 113 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:17,537 (crowd cheering) 114 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:34,220 (footsteps pattering) 115 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:44,697 (high-pitched screech) 116 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:48,835 (loud thudding) 117 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:55,741 (knocking) 118 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:03,616 - There's no sleeping on the sides of these roads, sir. 119 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:04,684 - Yeah, sorry. 120 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,454 I guess I just conked out last night. 121 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:11,023 - I'm a need to see your license and your registration. 122 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:12,959 - Yeah, sure. 123 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:22,768 - Dan Pearson? 124 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:25,371 Danimal Pearson?! 125 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:26,439 (laughs) 126 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:27,640 It's been a while! 127 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,008 I was just a freshman scrub on the team 128 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,210 when you were all-state and we took the title. 129 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,445 Oh, man! 130 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:33,913 You were a stinger, baby! 131 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:35,948 I remember one time you were supposed to take the QB, 132 00:08:35,948 --> 00:08:37,416 you stayed at home and you waited, 133 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:39,151 he pitched it out to the wide receiver, he came around, 134 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:42,255 you spied him, and then out of nowhere, bam, bam! 135 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:43,522 That was a great hit! 136 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:45,892 You stung-- - That was a long time ago. 137 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:49,595 But you look familiar to me. 138 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:51,964 - Oh, really? 139 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:53,399 - Yeah. - All right. 140 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:56,369 - Listen, I heard you made LAPD. 141 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,904 - I can't work with you, Dan. 142 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:59,372 I don't trust you. 143 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,207 Frankly, I don't think there's a guy in the entire force 144 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,375 that would ride with you. 145 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,243 - No, you heard wrong. 146 00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:05,978 - [Officer] You're gonna stay around for a visit? 147 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,213 Stay in town for a bit? 148 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:09,515 - Something like that, yeah. 149 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,384 - Listen, you gotta come by the PM Club. 150 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,752 The guys would love to see you. 151 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:14,020 Have a drink with them. 152 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,421 They still all remember you. 153 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:18,824 - Yeah, maybe I will. 154 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:22,595 But listen, I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention 155 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:24,297 to anybody that I'm back just yet. 156 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:28,200 Take a few days to just get settled in. 157 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,268 - Oh, yeah. - You know what I mean? 158 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:30,202 - Oh, of course. 159 00:09:30,202 --> 00:09:32,138 No, I won't say nothing, Dan. 160 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:33,472 It's just good seeing you. 161 00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:34,507 Thanks for the memories, man. 162 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,008 You were a stinger. 163 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:36,809 I'll see you. 164 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:40,913 (gentle guitar music) 165 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:44,203 (gentle piano music) 166 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,216 - I know some of you may be shy. 167 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:34,286 After all, it's not easy talking about sex, 168 00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:35,888 especially with a stranger. 169 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,991 But I want you to think about it like this: 170 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,995 The act of talking and listening 171 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:46,632 is very much like the act of sex itself. 172 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,801 One person is giving. 173 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:49,902 The other, receiving. 174 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,740 The sexiest spot of the human anatomy 175 00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:57,676 is not between the legs. 176 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:00,713 It's between the ears. 177 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,883 Before you can turn on your body, 178 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:07,186 you have to be able to turn on your mind. 179 00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:11,690 So I want you to open your mind 180 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:16,262 to your deepest, most secret thoughts and call me. 181 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:22,134 1-800-SEXTALK. 182 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,808 (phone ringing) 183 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,515 - Well, I'll be damned. 184 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:38,417 - [Claire] Our first call is Glenn. 185 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,653 Hi, Glenn, you're on the air with Dr. Archer. 186 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:42,755 - [Glenn] Hello? 187 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:43,989 Can you hear me? 188 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,090 - [Claire] Yes, I can hear you, Glenn. 189 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:46,091 What's on your mind? 190 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,961 - [Glenn] My girlfriend. 191 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,763 - [Claire] What about her? 192 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,264 - [Glenn] We broke up. 193 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:54,967 - [Claire] Sound like you're in pain. 194 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:56,769 - [Glenn] I am. 195 00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:01,040 - [Claire] Share your pain with me, Glenn. 196 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,042 - [Glenn] My girlfriend cheated on me. 197 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,743 - How do you know? 198 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:06,745 - [Glenn] I caught her, and I loved her. 199 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,914 Now, I don't know what to do. 200 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,217 - [Claire] Why do you have to do anything? 201 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:12,718 - [Glenn] Because it hurt. 202 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,486 - Change causes pain. 203 00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:17,289 - [Glenn] So, how do I get rid of it? 204 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:18,824 - [Claire] You don't. 205 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:19,758 You embrace it. 206 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:24,396 - [Glenn] I don't understand. 207 00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:26,899 - Pain defines pleasure. 208 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:30,035 If you were always happy, you'd never know it. 209 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:34,673 Without pain, you're not truly alive. 210 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,709 You're not truly alive. 211 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,677 You're not truly alive. 212 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:42,114 (tense orchestral music) 213 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,954 (loud crash) 214 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,424 - [Brenda] Bye, Daddy! 215 00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:09,208 (ignition screeching) 216 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,542 - [Dispatcher] We got a stalled car on Wilcox. 217 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:12,111 Anyone in the area? 218 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,813 - Yeah, this is 804, I'll take it. 219 00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:16,315 What's the address? 220 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,550 - [Dispatcher] 1111 Wilcox. 221 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,088 - I'm on my way. 222 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,306 - Oh my god. 223 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,140 Dan. 224 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:43,942 - Hey, Brenda. 225 00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,279 - What are you doing here? 226 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:49,682 - [Dan] I'm giving you a tow. 227 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:53,619 - Well, don't I get a hug? 228 00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:58,791 - Kinda greasy. 229 00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:06,699 - How long have you been back? 230 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,400 - Uh, couple weeks. 231 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,203 - How come you didn't come to see me? 232 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:15,507 - I was going to, but then I got kind of busy, you know? 233 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:18,911 Moving into the old house, reopening my dad's garage. 234 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:23,148 - So you're back for good? 235 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,550 - Well, I'm back. 236 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,420 - What happened to LA? 237 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,093 - Listen, you got an electrical problem. 238 00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:35,294 I'm gonna have to take this in. 239 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:36,929 - Oh, uh... 240 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,697 - Need a ride somewhere? 241 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,599 - Well, yeah, I was on my way to work. 242 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:43,402 - Jump in. 243 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:44,937 I'll pick this up later. 244 00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:18,003 (sighs) 245 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,142 - Dan, look. 246 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:39,291 Bet you don't even remember the last time we were here. 247 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,592 - Prom night, senior year. 248 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:45,831 - Come on. 249 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,335 (elegant orchestral music) 250 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,170 Come on. 251 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,759 - [Dan] Wow. 252 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,094 This feels weird. 253 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,931 - Doesn't it? 254 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,799 It's like we're walking into a dream. 255 00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:25,737 - Or a graveyard. 256 00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:28,874 (crowd cheering) (loud thud) 257 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:30,409 (loud thud) - Hey, dream boy. 258 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:34,847 (loud thud) (groans) 259 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,524 Is it halftime already? 260 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:55,167 It's hard to believe we actually made out under here, huh? 261 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,668 - Call that making out? 262 00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:01,173 - Well, yeah, I mean, we kissed and stuff. 263 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:02,274 - That's about all. 264 00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:04,743 You hardly let me touch you. 265 00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:08,447 - Well, that was a long time ago. 266 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,549 - Yeah, it was. 267 00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,990 (gentle music) 268 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,533 (footsteps pattering) 269 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,680 (moaning) 270 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:47,753 (loud thud) (groans) 271 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,694 - Dan? 272 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,771 (sighs) 273 00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,840 What happened to you in LA, Dan? 274 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,043 - Nothing happened. 275 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,047 - Then why did you come back here? 276 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,749 - Heard there was a house that needed haunting. 277 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:18,584 - Oh. 278 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,455 Do you ever think about me? 279 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:28,460 - Yeah, I think of you a lot, but I wanna take this slow. 280 00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:30,529 Just sit with it for a while. 281 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:31,997 (chuckles) 282 00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,466 - Aren't I the one who's supposed to be saying that? 283 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:36,969 - Welcome to the '90s. 284 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:43,542 - Well, whatever the reason, I'm glad you're back. 285 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:45,477 - Me too. 286 00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:48,313 - Night. 287 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:50,349 - Night. 288 00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:59,324 - I never realized there were so many perverts out there. 289 00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,525 (laughs) 290 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,527 Can you imagine what she'll do in LA? 291 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:03,629 (loud buzz) 292 00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:04,863 Listen-- - I'm sorry, Mr. McGill, 293 00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:07,432 but Mr. Larabee says it's urgent. 294 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,401 - This woman is a killer. (loud buzz) 295 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,637 - [Receptionist] He says it's about Dr. Archer. 296 00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:15,907 - Gene, I'll have to call you back. 297 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:19,578 Hello. 298 00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:20,846 - [John] Mr. McGill? 299 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,948 - [Charles] This is Charles McGill speaking. 300 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,950 - [John] My name is John Larabee. 301 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,818 I have a problem that might interest you. 302 00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:29,521 - Mr. Larabee, we have a Dr. Archer here 303 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,423 who's on the air from nine until one o'clock 304 00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:32,924 and she handles special problems. 305 00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:35,027 Perhaps you should give her a call, huh? 306 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,294 (John chuckles) 307 00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:38,130 - [John] Your Dr. Archer is the problem. 308 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,699 - No, it's not normal. 309 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:42,467 It's exceptional. 310 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,503 Why would you wanna be like everybody else? 311 00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:47,773 Be proud of who you are and forget about the rest. 312 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,074 - [Lisa] But what about-- 313 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,776 - Thank you for your call, Lisa. 314 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:55,647 And we'll be right back with another call after this. 315 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:58,283 - Claire, how could you do that? 316 00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:00,385 - What are you talking about? 317 00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:01,586 - You cut her off. 318 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:02,888 - The call was over. 319 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,289 I solved her problem. 320 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,393 - But you may have been finished, but the call wasn't over. 321 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:11,129 And her problem was not that she'd had an affair 322 00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:14,099 with a woman, it was that she cheated on her husband. 323 00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:16,268 - Brenda, this is my show, remember? 324 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:19,104 People call because they wanna hear what I have to say. 325 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:20,639 They don't want your advice, 326 00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:22,541 and come to think of it, neither do I. 327 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,111 (button clicks) 328 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:29,114 Hi, Leslie, you're on the air with Dr. Archer. 329 00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:30,315 (knocking) 330 00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:33,118 - Hey, Doc, nice show, very nice. 331 00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:35,320 I especially liked it when you were talking to that guy 332 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,689 who had a stack of girly magazines. 333 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:40,759 I mean, after all, no shame in a little self-love, right? 334 00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:43,595 - Right! 335 00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:45,897 - Well, take it easy, Doc. 336 00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:46,832 Oh, by the way, Big Chuckles wants to see you 337 00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:48,500 in his office right away. 338 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,301 - Okay. 339 00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,108 Chuck, you wanted to see me? 340 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,176 - Yeah, sit down, take a load off. 341 00:22:58,176 --> 00:22:59,878 Get you a drink? 342 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:00,746 - No. Thank you. 343 00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:05,117 - You know, I always meant to ask you, 344 00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:07,719 what's a major league lady like you 345 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,688 doing in a triple-A town like this? 346 00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:10,722 (chuckles) 347 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:11,623 - What's the difference? 348 00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:12,858 I'm here. 349 00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:15,560 - Ah, the difference is will you stay here? 350 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,763 See, I think you could be big-time. 351 00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:20,632 I think you could go places, coast-to-coast. 352 00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:21,867 - Well, you know I'd like that. 353 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,602 - Then why don't you level with me? 354 00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:25,103 - I don't know what you're talking about. 355 00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:27,706 - People like you don't live in a town like this. 356 00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:31,076 You're either born here or you fail here. 357 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,211 You weren't born here. 358 00:23:34,646 --> 00:23:37,382 - Look, Chuck, my private life is my own business. 359 00:23:37,382 --> 00:23:39,117 - Let me tell you something, Claire, 360 00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:41,553 I don't give a flying fuck up a running squirrel's ass 361 00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:45,357 about your private life, but this is business. 362 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,662 I suggest you reread your contract, 363 00:23:50,662 --> 00:23:52,631 check the indemnity clauses. 364 00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:53,565 - Is that a threat? 365 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:55,333 - Syndication's a rough game. 366 00:23:56,501 --> 00:23:58,203 Lot of strings have to be pulled. 367 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,273 Lot of milk gets spilled. 368 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,110 I don't want a mess. 369 00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:08,079 - No mess. 370 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,289 This is Dr. Claire Archer and I'm back with Karen. 371 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,191 What's on your mind, Karen? 372 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:20,425 - [Karen] Well, first, I wanted to say 373 00:24:20,425 --> 00:24:21,459 how much I like your show. 374 00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:22,961 I never miss it. 375 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,297 I think it's wonderful how you help so many people. 376 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,231 - [Claire] Well, thank you. 377 00:24:26,231 --> 00:24:27,699 That's always nice to hear. 378 00:24:27,699 --> 00:24:28,800 Do you have a problem? 379 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:32,170 - [Karen] I'm beginning to think so. 380 00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:35,907 Two weeks ago, I started sleeping with my boss. 381 00:24:35,907 --> 00:24:37,108 - KSAV advice line. 382 00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:39,911 Hello? 383 00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:41,813 Is anyone there? 384 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:44,483 - [Dan] Yes. 385 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:45,450 - What's your name? 386 00:24:47,552 --> 00:24:48,386 - [Dan] John. 387 00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:52,424 - John, what do you wanna talk to Dr. Archer about? 388 00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:55,460 - [Dan] Do I have to tell you? 389 00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,296 - Well, it will help you get on the air. 390 00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:00,232 - [Dan] Okay. 391 00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:02,667 (tense music) 392 00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:05,203 Rough sex. 393 00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:06,438 - I'm sorry, John, 394 00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:07,939 you're gonna have to speak up a little bit. 395 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,678 - [Dan] Rough sex. 396 00:25:16,615 --> 00:25:19,217 - I think we have time for one more call. 397 00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:27,425 John, you're on the air. 398 00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:32,731 John, are you there? 399 00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:34,199 - [Dan] Yeah. 400 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,400 - What's on your mind? 401 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:37,702 - [Dan] Uh... 402 00:25:40,538 --> 00:25:43,408 Men who hurt women. 403 00:25:43,408 --> 00:25:44,543 - Hurt them how? 404 00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:48,380 - [Dan] With their hands, with their fists 405 00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:53,351 while they're loving them. 406 00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:58,323 - Do you know someone like this? 407 00:25:58,323 --> 00:25:59,190 - [Dan] Yeah, me. 408 00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:02,861 - And how long have you been this way? 409 00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:07,933 - [Dan] I've always had a violent temper, 410 00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:12,938 but it's never got this way before. 411 00:26:13,538 --> 00:26:14,205 - Before what? 412 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:18,510 - [Dan] Before I lost my job. 413 00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:20,412 - And what kind of job was that? 414 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,414 (sighs) 415 00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:25,917 John, are you still there? 416 00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:28,553 - [Dan] I'm here. 417 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:31,423 - [Claire] Do you want to change? 418 00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:34,726 - [Dan] Yes. 419 00:26:34,726 --> 00:26:35,860 - [Claire] Why? 420 00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:38,330 - [Dan] I've met someone that I care for. 421 00:26:40,699 --> 00:26:42,500 - So what's the problem? 422 00:26:43,501 --> 00:26:45,904 - [Dan] I can't touch her. 423 00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:48,340 I can't even kiss her. 424 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:50,909 - Why not? 425 00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:52,310 - [Dan] I'm afraid I'll break her. 426 00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:55,780 - John, I'd like to help you, 427 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,583 but I'm afraid we're almost out of time, 428 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:00,919 so I'm going to ask you to stay on the line 429 00:27:00,919 --> 00:27:03,288 while I put you on hold and after the sign off, 430 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:06,257 I'll come back and give you a special number to call, okay? 431 00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:09,194 - [Dan] Yeah. 432 00:27:09,194 --> 00:27:12,330 - Until tomorrow, this is Dr. Claire Archer. 433 00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:14,432 Remember, pain defines pleasure. 434 00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:17,702 If you were always happy, you'd never know it. 435 00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:21,039 Without pain, you're not truly alive. 436 00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:23,708 (button clicks) 437 00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:26,144 John, are you still there? 438 00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:28,947 John? 439 00:27:40,692 --> 00:27:42,427 Brenda, you're still here. 440 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,729 - I'm waiting for my ride. 441 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:53,238 - Hey, listen, I wanted to apologize about the other night. 442 00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:54,672 You had a problem and I should've been 443 00:27:54,672 --> 00:27:55,774 more receptive to you. 444 00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:59,778 - It's not me you need to be receptive to, Claire, 445 00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:01,079 it's the callers. 446 00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:04,883 Those people are not just voices on the phone. 447 00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:06,651 They are people and they need help. 448 00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:09,254 - You don't think I help them? 449 00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:13,191 - I think you entertain them. 450 00:28:14,392 --> 00:28:15,860 - Well, I try to do both. 451 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:16,728 You see, people aren't gonna-- 452 00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:17,796 - Here's my ride. 453 00:28:29,707 --> 00:28:30,508 - Sorry, I'm late. 454 00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:32,277 I fell asleep. 455 00:28:32,277 --> 00:28:33,111 - It's all right. 456 00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:36,414 - Hi, Dan Pearson. 457 00:28:36,414 --> 00:28:37,248 - Claire Archer. 458 00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:41,686 - Oh, yeah, right, I've heard you on the radio. 459 00:28:42,787 --> 00:28:44,289 - Sorry, but don't I know you? 460 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,325 - Uh, don't think so. 461 00:28:47,325 --> 00:28:49,327 - Seem awfully familiar to me. 462 00:28:49,327 --> 00:28:51,429 - Dan runs a garage on Main Street. 463 00:28:51,429 --> 00:28:54,199 - Oh, no, I've never been there before. 464 00:28:54,199 --> 00:28:57,936 Well, I must be getting you confused with somebody else. 465 00:28:57,936 --> 00:29:00,705 It was nice meeting you, Dan. 466 00:29:00,705 --> 00:29:01,506 - Me too. 467 00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:06,010 (gentle music) 468 00:29:35,673 --> 00:29:38,510 (soft rock music) 469 00:29:42,647 --> 00:29:45,750 - [Man] Hey, Helen, could I get a little more coffee? 470 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:46,584 Thanks. 471 00:29:48,186 --> 00:29:50,088 - [Woman] There you go. 472 00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:55,827 - You Larabee? 473 00:30:01,332 --> 00:30:02,734 Let's talk. 474 00:30:02,734 --> 00:30:04,702 - Did you bring the cashier's check, Mr. McGill? 475 00:30:04,702 --> 00:30:06,471 - Yeah, I brought it. 476 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:16,648 - It's okay. 477 00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:24,522 I'm gonna need your signature. 478 00:30:29,227 --> 00:30:30,061 (Chuck chuckles) 479 00:30:30,061 --> 00:30:31,296 - What the hell is this? 480 00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:34,699 - It's my standard contract. 481 00:30:34,699 --> 00:30:39,437 Retaining me to investigate Dr. Archer, do a credit report. 482 00:30:39,437 --> 00:30:42,674 - Credit report, I like that. 483 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:46,477 That's a much prettier word than blackmail, Larabee. 484 00:30:48,613 --> 00:30:49,914 - Do you wanna do business or what? 485 00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:55,787 Okay. 486 00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:56,588 And here. 487 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:01,593 And here. 488 00:31:06,898 --> 00:31:08,299 If you could just initial the box. 489 00:31:08,299 --> 00:31:10,201 - Oh, for Christ's sake. 490 00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:13,137 - Thanks. 491 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,445 - Now, tell me what this shit is all about. 492 00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:21,713 - What this shit is all about 493 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,349 is that your radio star killed a man. 494 00:31:24,349 --> 00:31:25,183 - What? 495 00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:31,756 - A man she was fucking. 496 00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:34,425 (ominous music) 497 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:51,542 - Dan? 498 00:31:56,781 --> 00:31:58,416 - What can I do for you? 499 00:31:58,416 --> 00:31:59,250 - Change the oil? 500 00:32:01,019 --> 00:32:03,655 - Well, we got a full lube for 19.95 501 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:06,958 or I can just change the oil for 12.95. 502 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:10,094 - Well, why don't we see how you do with the oil first 503 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:13,131 and then maybe we can work up to the full lube. 504 00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:23,341 (bubbling) 505 00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:24,175 - Oh, shit. 506 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:28,479 - [Claire] Well, it's a good thing I didn't ask 507 00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:30,048 for the full lube, isn't it, Dan? 508 00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:32,617 Or should I call you John? 509 00:32:37,822 --> 00:32:39,324 - [Dan] How'd you know it was me? 510 00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:42,894 - I'm a very good listener and I never forget a voice. 511 00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:49,801 - Brenda doesn't know. 512 00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:54,072 I'd like to keep it that way. 513 00:32:54,072 --> 00:32:55,606 Okay? 514 00:32:55,606 --> 00:32:57,442 - Dan, if we're going to begin a professional relationship, 515 00:32:57,442 --> 00:32:59,510 you're gonna have to trust me. 516 00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:01,279 Anything that you say to me 517 00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:04,015 will be held in the strictest of confidence. 518 00:33:15,793 --> 00:33:17,028 You said on the phone 519 00:33:17,028 --> 00:33:19,230 that you had always had a violent temper. 520 00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:21,132 (loud thud) (groans) 521 00:33:21,132 --> 00:33:21,966 - That's right. 522 00:33:24,135 --> 00:33:27,505 - But you found socially acceptable ways of expressing it. 523 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:30,775 (loud thud) (groans) 524 00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:32,176 - Yeah. 525 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:35,146 - Like? (loud thud) 526 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:37,615 - When I was in high school, I played football. 527 00:33:40,451 --> 00:33:41,285 - Did you win? 528 00:33:43,621 --> 00:33:44,522 - Sometimes. 529 00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:49,093 But I didn't really care about winning. 530 00:33:49,093 --> 00:33:51,963 All I cared about was seeing how many guys 531 00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:53,398 I could take out of the game. 532 00:33:55,366 --> 00:33:56,534 - And after high school? 533 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:02,173 - I went into the police academy. 534 00:34:04,409 --> 00:34:05,410 - Did you like that? 535 00:34:07,478 --> 00:34:08,679 - Yeah, I liked it. 536 00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:11,215 - Why? 537 00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:17,855 - I liked the feeling of power. 538 00:34:17,855 --> 00:34:20,625 (gun firing) 539 00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:21,893 I liked it even better than football. 540 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:22,727 (gun firing) 541 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:23,561 Better than sex. 542 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:25,897 (gun fires) 543 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:32,537 - So, when did the sex turn violent? 544 00:34:40,845 --> 00:34:42,580 - When I was suspended from the force. 545 00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:52,990 - Have you ever considered therapy? 546 00:34:52,990 --> 00:34:56,427 (gentle music) 547 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:59,597 - What, lie down on the couch and tell you my dreams? 548 00:35:01,899 --> 00:35:03,468 - Wasn't exactly what I had in mind, 549 00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:06,637 but dreams are always a good place to start. 550 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,577 - What's this? 551 00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:16,380 - I think I can help you, Dan, but you'd have to let go. 552 00:35:21,152 --> 00:35:22,553 - Let go of what? 553 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:24,555 - Everything. 554 00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:51,349 (footsteps pattering) 555 00:35:51,349 --> 00:35:52,517 - Hello? 556 00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:53,751 Who's there? - It's me, Daddy. 557 00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:56,487 - Ah, Brenda. 558 00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:59,757 Uh, who's that with you? 559 00:35:59,757 --> 00:36:01,225 - You remember Dan Pearson, don't you? 560 00:36:01,225 --> 00:36:02,660 - Hi, Mr. Foster. 561 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:04,795 - Uh, yeah, Dan! 562 00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:06,998 How was the dance? 563 00:36:08,432 --> 00:36:09,967 - The dance? 564 00:36:09,967 --> 00:36:12,003 - Sometimes, he thinks I'm still in high school. 565 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,005 - [Mr. Foster] Did you have a good time? 566 00:36:15,706 --> 00:36:16,541 - Did we? 567 00:36:17,408 --> 00:36:18,409 - Had a great time. 568 00:36:19,877 --> 00:36:21,979 - [Mr. Foster] I bet my Brenda was the prettiest girl there. 569 00:36:21,979 --> 00:36:22,947 - Daddy. 570 00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:24,315 - She was. - I knew it! 571 00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:26,417 - Dad, Dan was a perfect gentleman. 572 00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:28,119 - Well, of course he was. 573 00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:31,789 You think I would trust just anybody with my only daughter? 574 00:36:33,424 --> 00:36:36,294 You better marry him before it's too late. 575 00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:38,462 - Daddy, it's late. 576 00:36:38,462 --> 00:36:39,830 It's time for bed, okay? 577 00:36:39,830 --> 00:36:40,798 Let's go. 578 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:44,869 You all right? 579 00:36:47,438 --> 00:36:48,472 I'll be right back. 580 00:36:48,472 --> 00:36:49,307 - Oh. 581 00:36:50,308 --> 00:36:51,242 Goodnight, Dan. 582 00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:52,209 - [Dan] Goodnight, Mr. Foster. 583 00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:00,251 - Be good to my little girl. 584 00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:07,592 - [Brenda] Okay, you okay, Dad? 585 00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:08,526 - I'll try. 586 00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:17,134 ♪ And if time could go backwards ♪ 587 00:37:17,134 --> 00:37:21,072 ♪ I wouldn't be lonely 588 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:26,077 ♪ Playing back scenes bound to keep me awake ♪ 589 00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:31,482 ♪ And if time could go backwards ♪ 590 00:37:31,482 --> 00:37:35,853 (moaning) ♪ We'd both just get younger 591 00:37:35,853 --> 00:37:40,691 ♪ Do what we wanted with none of the ache ♪ 592 00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:45,029 (moaning) 593 00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:52,069 (loud thud) 594 00:37:52,069 --> 00:37:54,105 - [Claire] Hi, this is Dr. Claire Archer. 595 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,240 Please leave your message at the sound of the beep. 596 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,943 (phone beeps) - Uh, yeah, it's me. 597 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,413 Listen, I've been thinking about what you said 598 00:38:02,413 --> 00:38:07,418 and I guess I have a few dreams that could use talking out. 599 00:38:12,590 --> 00:38:15,126 So, I guess I'll call you later. 600 00:38:27,171 --> 00:38:29,840 (ominous music) 601 00:38:34,912 --> 00:38:36,514 Hi. 602 00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:37,348 - Hi. 603 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:46,590 - Not many doctors make house calls these days. 604 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,393 - Call me old-fashioned. 605 00:38:51,228 --> 00:38:53,431 Make yourself at home. 606 00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:54,965 This is your house, after all. 607 00:38:57,034 --> 00:38:57,868 - Not really. 608 00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:01,472 Not anymore. 609 00:39:07,044 --> 00:39:07,945 - I saw your room. 610 00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:15,252 Everything you are is right up there. 611 00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:21,092 - No, I'm not the kid that lived there. 612 00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:22,460 - [Claire] No? 613 00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:25,896 He's in there somewhere. 614 00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:27,665 - [Dan] Yeah, I think he could use a drink. 615 00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:28,499 How about you? 616 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,335 - [Claire] Sure. 617 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,943 (gentle music) 618 00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:46,650 - What's that? 619 00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:47,918 - Our contract. 620 00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:48,753 - A contract? 621 00:39:50,287 --> 00:39:51,388 What for? 622 00:39:51,388 --> 00:39:53,324 - Nothing to be afraid of. 623 00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:56,227 Contract is a metaphor. 624 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,028 Metaphor with teeth. 625 00:39:58,028 --> 00:39:59,797 - I don't understand. 626 00:40:10,174 --> 00:40:11,142 (chuckles) 627 00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:12,743 - What's this? - Just sign it. 628 00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:17,181 - Surprised you don't want my signature in blood. 629 00:40:17,181 --> 00:40:18,449 (Claire chuckles) 630 00:40:18,449 --> 00:40:20,017 - No, blood comes later. 631 00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:43,541 - What are you doing? 632 00:40:44,508 --> 00:40:45,876 - [Claire] Setting you free. 633 00:40:52,349 --> 00:40:53,684 - By tying me up? 634 00:40:56,654 --> 00:40:58,122 - That's right. 635 00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,457 See, you're helpless, 636 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,725 so you're free from any responsibility. 637 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:07,431 - Responsibility for what? 638 00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:11,669 - For yourself. 639 00:41:18,475 --> 00:41:19,543 Your feelings. 640 00:41:27,284 --> 00:41:28,185 Your desires. 641 00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:36,160 For your dreams. 642 00:41:46,103 --> 00:41:46,904 Trust me. 643 00:41:51,141 --> 00:41:52,176 - Do I have a choice? 644 00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:58,582 - [Claire] No. 645 00:42:03,954 --> 00:42:07,858 Your body has been shaped, trained, and disciplined 646 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:13,831 for 20 or more years for the sole purpose of hurting others. 647 00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:19,470 Poor thing. (moaning) 648 00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:24,008 Whatever it is that has come to you, let them in. 649 00:42:24,008 --> 00:42:26,176 (moaning) 650 00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:05,349 Open your eyes! 651 00:43:08,385 --> 00:43:09,420 (woman groans) 652 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,088 Open your eyes! 653 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:13,123 (loud slap) 654 00:43:13,123 --> 00:43:15,392 (groaning) 655 00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:25,369 Have you ever told anyone that you hate your father? 656 00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:28,005 - I loved my father. 657 00:43:28,005 --> 00:43:29,106 (chuckles) 658 00:43:29,106 --> 00:43:31,709 - Come on, Dan, no lies here. 659 00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:33,611 You loved your father about as much 660 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:36,046 as you love me right now. 661 00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:36,880 - All right. 662 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:39,650 He was mean and stupid. 663 00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:41,051 Big deal. 664 00:43:41,051 --> 00:43:43,120 Lot of guys have fucked up parents. 665 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,757 - Did he hit you or just push you too hard? 666 00:43:46,757 --> 00:43:48,959 - Yeah, he hit me every now and then. 667 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:49,827 - Do you miss it? 668 00:43:51,028 --> 00:43:51,862 - What? 669 00:43:53,163 --> 00:43:55,299 - [Claire] Tell the truth, Dan. 670 00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:56,633 You really like it. 671 00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:01,672 - Look, lady, I'm no freak. 672 00:44:01,672 --> 00:44:03,073 - Freak? 673 00:44:03,073 --> 00:44:05,509 No, you're the boy next door. 674 00:44:05,509 --> 00:44:07,311 The boy most likely to succeed. 675 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,912 The boy most likely to take a rifle 676 00:44:08,912 --> 00:44:11,548 and start sniping at cars on the freeway. 677 00:44:11,548 --> 00:44:13,884 (loud slap) 678 00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:18,622 Severe parental discipline. 679 00:44:18,622 --> 00:44:21,392 Forced body contact sports. 680 00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:23,527 Repressed homosexuality. 681 00:44:23,527 --> 00:44:25,629 It's the oldest story in the book. 682 00:44:27,197 --> 00:44:30,334 Go ahead, make my day. 683 00:44:34,038 --> 00:44:35,339 - What are you doing to me? 684 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,041 - Helping you be you. 685 00:44:37,041 --> 00:44:39,543 - But you were supposed to help me be somebody else, 686 00:44:39,543 --> 00:44:41,211 somebody better, somebody normal. 687 00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:12,309 - [Brenda] Dan? 688 00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:15,679 Dan. 689 00:45:15,679 --> 00:45:17,314 Dan? 690 00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:18,215 Are you all right? 691 00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:21,285 - [Dan] Uh, Brenda. 692 00:45:23,187 --> 00:45:24,755 Yeah. 693 00:45:24,755 --> 00:45:25,956 - Oh. - Yeah, I'm fine. 694 00:45:27,291 --> 00:45:28,125 Um. 695 00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:31,428 No, it's just, just... 696 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:34,665 It was so hot last night 697 00:45:34,665 --> 00:45:38,235 and I've been having the strangest dream. 698 00:45:39,436 --> 00:45:41,438 - Well, you are the ghost of the house. 699 00:45:41,438 --> 00:45:43,607 I guess you can haunt it any way you like. 700 00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:48,245 I just came by to see if you wanted to grab a cup of coffee 701 00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:49,546 before you went into work. 702 00:45:52,783 --> 00:45:53,617 - Sure. 703 00:45:56,386 --> 00:45:58,555 Just let me take a shower, okay? 704 00:45:58,555 --> 00:46:00,624 - Okay. - Give me five minutes. 705 00:46:00,624 --> 00:46:01,925 - [Brenda] Sure. 706 00:46:15,839 --> 00:46:18,509 (ominous music) 707 00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:23,647 - Gene, for Christ's sake, will you stop worrying? 708 00:46:24,815 --> 00:46:28,218 She and I got an ironclad contract. 709 00:46:28,218 --> 00:46:31,922 It's signed in blood, (chuckles) her blood. 710 00:46:31,922 --> 00:46:32,756 Yeah. 711 00:46:34,191 --> 00:46:39,062 Dr. Claire Archer is now a wholly owned subsidiary 712 00:46:39,796 --> 00:46:42,533 of Big Chuck, Inc. 713 00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:44,635 (laughs) 714 00:46:47,237 --> 00:46:48,205 All right, friend. 715 00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:58,015 Gotcha! 716 00:46:58,015 --> 00:47:00,250 (knocking) 717 00:47:02,686 --> 00:47:04,922 (clapping) 718 00:47:06,123 --> 00:47:08,425 Congratulations, Dr. Archer. 719 00:47:09,893 --> 00:47:12,029 I don't believe I've seen as dramatic a performance 720 00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:13,864 since the last time I saw 721 00:47:13,864 --> 00:47:18,068 Naughty Naja in Inga the Animal Lover. 722 00:47:18,068 --> 00:47:19,303 - I don't know what you're talking about. 723 00:47:19,303 --> 00:47:21,338 - You mean to tell me you've never had sex 724 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:22,406 in front of a camera? 725 00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:28,111 - Well, I said that I had done some research 726 00:47:28,111 --> 00:47:31,215 into the relationship between sex and violence 727 00:47:31,215 --> 00:47:33,083 on a neuronal level. 728 00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:37,221 It did require some video documentation, yes. 729 00:47:37,221 --> 00:47:38,655 (chuckles) 730 00:47:38,655 --> 00:47:41,525 - Video documentation, kind of a nature film, huh? 731 00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:45,229 That was Academy Award stuff. 732 00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:50,033 And your co-star, he had such magnificent, 733 00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:53,971 what they call, screen presence. 734 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,474 Whatever happened to him? 735 00:48:00,477 --> 00:48:01,278 - He died. 736 00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:03,981 - Little wonder. 737 00:48:03,981 --> 00:48:06,383 Three bullets to the chest and lung region 738 00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:10,320 has a way of (chuckles) punching your E-ticket 739 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,489 for that big ride to the sky, doesn't it? 740 00:48:16,326 --> 00:48:20,063 - Look, Chuck, it was self-defense. 741 00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:21,231 I had no choice. 742 00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:22,799 - I don't particularly give a shit 743 00:48:22,799 --> 00:48:25,002 if you're guilty or innocent. 744 00:48:25,002 --> 00:48:26,637 But I'm telling you, 745 00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:30,607 if this video ever makes it to the airwaves, you're through. 746 00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:32,809 - You can't do that. 747 00:48:32,809 --> 00:48:35,679 - Oh, I can, Claire. 748 00:48:38,882 --> 00:48:40,250 - What do you want? 749 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:45,255 - I've taken the liberty of making a few changes 750 00:48:45,856 --> 00:48:48,025 in our contract, 751 00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:51,928 minor things about copyright ownership, 752 00:48:51,928 --> 00:48:54,798 syndication, little things like that. 753 00:48:54,798 --> 00:48:56,233 (Brenda chuckles) 754 00:48:56,233 --> 00:48:58,769 - [Dan] Whatever happened to Cheryl Remboski? 755 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:00,437 - [Brenda] Six kids happened. 756 00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:01,838 - No. - Yeah. 757 00:49:01,838 --> 00:49:03,473 Remember, nobody could get near her in school. 758 00:49:03,473 --> 00:49:04,875 - [Dan] No, not a chance. 759 00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:06,677 - Well, apparently, she made up for it later. 760 00:49:06,677 --> 00:49:09,446 (Dan chuckles) 761 00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:11,948 Oh, and James Allen, do you remember him? 762 00:49:11,948 --> 00:49:13,183 President of the science club. 763 00:49:13,183 --> 00:49:14,651 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He still lives here. 764 00:49:14,651 --> 00:49:16,420 - Yeah? - Yeah, he's a pharmacist 765 00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:17,554 at the drug store. 766 00:49:17,554 --> 00:49:18,488 - [Dan] Oh. 767 00:49:18,488 --> 00:49:19,589 - Should go and see him someday. 768 00:49:19,589 --> 00:49:21,091 It would blow him away. 769 00:49:21,091 --> 00:49:22,626 - Yeah, well, I never spoke to him at school. 770 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:24,895 - [Brenda] That's why it would blow him away. 771 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:30,067 Look at how we looked. 772 00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:36,807 - [Dan] Do you remember this? 773 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:39,009 - How did you get this? 774 00:49:39,009 --> 00:49:40,911 (laughs) No. 775 00:49:40,911 --> 00:49:43,914 - You were a brazen hussy back then. 776 00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:44,748 - Yeah? - Mm. 777 00:49:50,387 --> 00:49:51,788 - Well, I still am. 778 00:49:55,625 --> 00:49:58,228 (gentle music) 779 00:50:33,130 --> 00:50:36,066 (panting) 780 00:50:36,066 --> 00:50:38,735 (phone ringing) 781 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,209 (Brenda sighs) 782 00:50:50,414 --> 00:50:52,215 (Dan sighs) 783 00:50:52,215 --> 00:50:54,017 - Hello. - Dan, it's Claire. 784 00:50:56,486 --> 00:51:01,358 - Uh, sorry, the garage is closed for the night. 785 00:51:01,358 --> 00:51:04,928 - [Claire] I think somebody followed me home. 786 00:51:04,928 --> 00:51:06,430 - Excuse me? 787 00:51:06,430 --> 00:51:09,266 - [Claire] There's somebody trying to break into my house. 788 00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:12,469 (Dan sighs) 789 00:51:12,469 --> 00:51:13,503 - How can I help you? 790 00:51:14,704 --> 00:51:16,039 - [Claire] Can you come over, please? 791 00:51:17,641 --> 00:51:20,410 - Well, like I said, garage is closed for the evening. 792 00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:22,145 Why don't you try back in the morning. 793 00:51:22,145 --> 00:51:23,513 - [Claire] Please, Dan, I'm scared. 794 00:51:23,513 --> 00:51:24,781 He's in the house, I know he is. 795 00:51:24,781 --> 00:51:25,849 I can hear him. 796 00:51:29,419 --> 00:51:32,055 - Sounds like you need a cop, not a mechanic. 797 00:51:32,055 --> 00:51:35,058 - [Claire] I thought you were a cop. 798 00:51:39,262 --> 00:51:41,198 - [Dan] I'll have the tow truck there in 10 minutes. 799 00:51:46,603 --> 00:51:47,604 (Dan sighs) 800 00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:50,006 Um, there's been an accident. 801 00:51:50,006 --> 00:51:50,841 I better go. 802 00:51:50,841 --> 00:51:52,509 - Oh, was anybody hurt? 803 00:51:52,509 --> 00:51:53,443 - I don't know. 804 00:51:53,443 --> 00:51:54,244 I hope not. 805 00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:57,681 You wanna wait for me? 806 00:51:57,681 --> 00:52:00,450 (Brenda chuckles) 807 00:52:00,450 --> 00:52:04,287 - Yeah, um, it's late and I need to get home 808 00:52:04,287 --> 00:52:05,288 and check on my dad. 809 00:52:09,025 --> 00:52:12,362 (Brenda exhales loudly) 810 00:52:19,769 --> 00:52:21,771 (sighs) 811 00:52:25,175 --> 00:52:28,178 (suspenseful music) 812 00:52:44,861 --> 00:52:47,864 - Glad you could tear yourself away. 813 00:52:53,904 --> 00:52:55,038 What took you so long? 814 00:52:56,206 --> 00:52:57,741 - Get away from me. 815 00:52:59,309 --> 00:53:01,545 - Still got that hair-trigger temper, huh, Dan? 816 00:53:01,545 --> 00:53:03,346 I guess our therapy hasn't been 817 00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:04,948 a hundred percent effective yet. 818 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:07,450 How about a pop quiz? 819 00:53:08,418 --> 00:53:09,519 A little test. 820 00:53:10,987 --> 00:53:12,822 That's it, be rational. 821 00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:15,625 Think of Brenda. 822 00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:18,228 Think of responsibility. 823 00:53:18,228 --> 00:53:20,397 You don't want me, do you? 824 00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:23,600 You don't need me, do you? 825 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,902 - No, I don't need you. 826 00:53:25,902 --> 00:53:27,837 - I think you're lying. 827 00:53:27,837 --> 00:53:30,607 (loud splashing) 828 00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:33,710 (gasps) 829 00:53:34,844 --> 00:53:36,079 (coughing) 830 00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:38,148 (laughs) 831 00:53:39,482 --> 00:53:40,317 Yeah. 832 00:53:41,685 --> 00:53:44,554 You're ready for that white picket fence marriage. 833 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:47,724 No chance of you hurting poor little Brenda now. 834 00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:50,060 You're a new man! 835 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,361 (speaks in foreign language) 836 00:53:51,361 --> 00:53:52,963 Danny boy! 837 00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:55,165 Yeah, another miracle cure. 838 00:53:57,500 --> 00:54:00,870 Take my advice, healing begins with pain. 839 00:54:00,870 --> 00:54:03,073 You just have to walk right through it. 840 00:54:05,442 --> 00:54:07,577 Think we have time for another call. 841 00:54:07,577 --> 00:54:09,613 Caller two, you're on the air. 842 00:54:09,613 --> 00:54:10,714 - [Dan] Hello, Claire. 843 00:54:10,714 --> 00:54:12,115 - Who's this? 844 00:54:12,115 --> 00:54:13,984 - [Dan] Don't you recognize my voice? 845 00:54:15,785 --> 00:54:17,721 - Oh, yes. 846 00:54:17,721 --> 00:54:18,722 Yes, I do. 847 00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:22,192 - [Dan] You sound surprised to hear from me. 848 00:54:22,192 --> 00:54:25,629 - Well, I just didn't expect to hear from you so soon. 849 00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:28,865 For our listeners who may not remember, 850 00:54:28,865 --> 00:54:32,802 you're the man who likes rough sex, right? 851 00:54:32,802 --> 00:54:34,237 - [Dan] Wrong. 852 00:54:34,237 --> 00:54:37,040 I'm the man who wants to end an relationship. 853 00:54:39,075 --> 00:54:41,911 - Are you sure about that? 854 00:54:43,079 --> 00:54:43,913 - [Dan] Oh, yes. 855 00:54:45,582 --> 00:54:46,783 - Then why call me? 856 00:54:48,485 --> 00:54:50,620 - [Dan] Because I don't know how to tell her it's over. 857 00:54:51,821 --> 00:54:54,624 This woman is a sick, desperate individual. 858 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,994 The only way she can feel pleasure 859 00:54:57,994 --> 00:55:01,965 is to inflict pain on herself and the people around her. 860 00:55:02,866 --> 00:55:04,534 She's never been in love. 861 00:55:04,534 --> 00:55:07,604 And no one will ever love her, including me. 862 00:55:11,541 --> 00:55:16,546 - Caller, if this woman is as unstable as you say she is, 863 00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:23,119 there's no telling how she might react to this. 864 00:55:25,255 --> 00:55:30,226 I wouldn't say those things to her if I were you. 865 00:55:30,226 --> 00:55:31,828 - [Dan] Too late. 866 00:55:31,828 --> 00:55:32,762 I just did. 867 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:44,974 Hey! 868 00:55:44,974 --> 00:55:46,409 Over here! 869 00:55:46,409 --> 00:55:47,644 - You fixed it! 870 00:55:55,819 --> 00:55:56,653 Great! 871 00:56:21,377 --> 00:56:22,212 (handcuffs clicking) 872 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:23,813 - Christ. 873 00:56:23,813 --> 00:56:25,749 Claire, what are you doing? 874 00:56:27,584 --> 00:56:29,853 (whirring) - Nothing you don't want. 875 00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:31,087 - Bullshit! 876 00:56:31,087 --> 00:56:32,088 How many times I have to tell you, it's over! 877 00:56:32,088 --> 00:56:33,356 - You know what they say, 878 00:56:33,356 --> 00:56:35,792 when a man says no, he really means yes. 879 00:56:36,693 --> 00:56:38,461 - Goddammit. 880 00:56:38,461 --> 00:56:41,431 Claire, dammit, this isn't funny. 881 00:56:41,431 --> 00:56:43,967 - I thought we should have a talk. 882 00:56:43,967 --> 00:56:45,101 - Fine, I'll talk. 883 00:56:45,101 --> 00:56:46,436 Take these off first. 884 00:56:46,436 --> 00:56:49,305 - No, I prefer a captive audience. 885 00:56:49,305 --> 00:56:50,540 - I'm listening. 886 00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:52,442 - You can't stay with Brenda, Dan. 887 00:56:52,442 --> 00:56:53,510 She's not like you. 888 00:56:53,510 --> 00:56:55,478 She'll never understand who you are. 889 00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:56,646 - And you do? 890 00:56:56,646 --> 00:56:58,014 - Yes, I do. 891 00:56:58,014 --> 00:56:59,149 You and I are alike. 892 00:57:01,217 --> 00:57:02,118 - I love Brenda. 893 00:57:04,053 --> 00:57:05,555 - Brenda's a nice girl. 894 00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:08,858 Nice for a moonlit hayride or a sweethearts' dance 895 00:57:08,858 --> 00:57:12,395 or necking behind the gym, but you need something more. 896 00:57:14,631 --> 00:57:16,032 I am something more. 897 00:57:17,967 --> 00:57:21,704 - Whatever I used to want, I don't want anymore. 898 00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:26,676 - Who says you can't have it all? 899 00:57:29,145 --> 00:57:31,815 (ominous music) 900 00:57:37,854 --> 00:57:39,289 - This isn't for me, Claire. 901 00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:40,590 - Oh, yes. - This is for you. 902 00:57:40,590 --> 00:57:41,791 - Oh, yes, it is, Dan. 903 00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:42,959 This woman's for you. 904 00:57:52,569 --> 00:57:54,804 (groaning) 905 00:58:16,693 --> 00:58:19,295 Since you're too weak to make the right choice, 906 00:58:20,230 --> 00:58:22,398 we'll let Brenda make it for you. 907 00:58:22,398 --> 00:58:24,000 - What do you mean? 908 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,170 - She got your sweet note and flower. 909 00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:28,371 She should be here any minute. 910 00:58:28,371 --> 00:58:30,039 - What are you talking about? 911 00:58:30,039 --> 00:58:31,541 - I think when she sees you, 912 00:58:31,541 --> 00:58:34,410 she might wanna find another boy for the hayride. 913 00:58:35,578 --> 00:58:37,146 Say hello to her for me. 914 00:58:40,817 --> 00:58:42,819 - Claire, get back here. 915 00:58:42,819 --> 00:58:44,187 Claire? 916 00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:46,389 Goddammit, Claire! 917 00:58:46,389 --> 00:58:47,223 Goddammit! 918 00:58:57,133 --> 00:58:59,402 (whirring) 919 00:59:14,150 --> 00:59:16,019 (groans) 920 00:59:16,019 --> 00:59:16,853 God. 921 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:20,657 (car horn honking) 922 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,963 (suspenseful music) 923 00:59:48,151 --> 00:59:50,420 (whirring) 924 00:59:51,821 --> 00:59:55,658 (garage door clacks) 925 00:59:55,658 --> 00:59:57,927 (knocking) 926 01:00:16,112 --> 01:00:18,615 (saw buzzing) 927 01:00:23,486 --> 01:00:24,921 - So the third old guy says, 928 01:00:24,921 --> 01:00:28,458 "Listen, hey, those might look like meatballs, 929 01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:30,360 "but they taste like shit!" 930 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,462 (laughs) 931 01:00:34,664 --> 01:00:38,634 Gene, I'm gonna have to go, all right? 932 01:00:38,634 --> 01:00:42,271 Our radio star just came into my office. 933 01:00:42,271 --> 01:00:43,840 Mm-hm. 934 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,542 I'll check the contract out and get back to you, buddy. 935 01:00:48,511 --> 01:00:50,346 - Contract? 936 01:00:50,346 --> 01:00:51,514 Then it's all settled. 937 01:00:51,514 --> 01:00:52,615 - Coast-to-coast. 938 01:00:54,050 --> 01:00:58,588 Just finishing up by crossing the Ts and dotting the Is. 939 01:00:58,588 --> 01:00:59,922 - Oh, I'm glad. 940 01:00:59,922 --> 01:01:01,858 - Oh, is that right? 941 01:01:01,858 --> 01:01:03,359 - Yes, I've been thinking about it 942 01:01:03,359 --> 01:01:06,329 and I'm really glad that everything worked out 943 01:01:06,329 --> 01:01:07,964 the way it did. 944 01:01:07,964 --> 01:01:11,367 You know, I never had a head for money anyway. 945 01:01:11,367 --> 01:01:13,903 And I'm sure you'll do a much better job 946 01:01:13,903 --> 01:01:16,272 than I ever could have. 947 01:01:16,272 --> 01:01:17,640 - Come on, Claire. 948 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,142 What's the matter with you, are you drunk? 949 01:01:19,142 --> 01:01:21,044 'Cause I'm not letting go on the radio if you are. 950 01:01:21,044 --> 01:01:23,046 - I'm not drunk. 951 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:25,615 Little flushed maybe. 952 01:01:28,084 --> 01:01:30,186 I don't know what did it, 953 01:01:30,186 --> 01:01:32,155 something about seeing you 954 01:01:32,155 --> 01:01:36,292 or hearing your voice on the telephone, 955 01:01:36,292 --> 01:01:40,296 so cool and firm and strong. 956 01:01:41,397 --> 01:01:42,865 - Cut the shit, Claire. 957 01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:44,767 This is business. 958 01:01:44,767 --> 01:01:45,568 - So? 959 01:01:47,703 --> 01:01:52,675 - So, I don't dip my pen in company ink. 960 01:01:57,013 --> 01:02:01,918 - Think of it this way, it can only deepen our relationship, 961 01:02:02,919 --> 01:02:05,254 build more intimate trust. 962 01:02:06,422 --> 01:02:08,658 If we're going to be partners forever, 963 01:02:10,126 --> 01:02:11,294 don't you think we should 964 01:02:11,294 --> 01:02:13,096 get to know each other a little better? 965 01:02:16,099 --> 01:02:18,568 Why don't you meet me here tonight after my show? 966 01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:30,713 (button clicks) 967 01:02:30,713 --> 01:02:31,881 Let's get back to the phones. 968 01:02:31,881 --> 01:02:33,015 Peggy, you're on the air. 969 01:02:33,015 --> 01:02:34,450 How can I help you? 970 01:02:34,450 --> 01:02:36,886 - [Peggy] It's my boyfriend. 971 01:02:36,886 --> 01:02:38,454 He hates me. 972 01:02:38,454 --> 01:02:39,789 - Why do you say that? 973 01:02:39,789 --> 01:02:41,591 - [Peggy] Because... 974 01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:43,526 Because he beats me up. 975 01:02:46,295 --> 01:02:48,431 - When does he beat you up? 976 01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:49,866 - [Peggy] What do you mean? 977 01:02:49,866 --> 01:02:51,868 - Does he hit you in the bedroom? 978 01:02:51,868 --> 01:02:53,102 - [Peggy] Yeah. 979 01:02:53,102 --> 01:02:54,904 - While you're making love? 980 01:02:54,904 --> 01:02:56,806 - [Peggy] Sometimes. 981 01:02:56,806 --> 01:02:58,574 - Peggy, listen, your boyfriend doesn't hate you. 982 01:02:58,574 --> 01:02:59,809 He loves you. 983 01:02:59,809 --> 01:03:01,210 - [Peggy] Well, why does he hit me? 984 01:03:01,210 --> 01:03:03,045 - Because it's the natural way. 985 01:03:03,045 --> 01:03:07,116 Fighting is linked to sex in many species, 986 01:03:07,116 --> 01:03:11,420 fish, lizards, elk, deer, rabbits, 987 01:03:11,420 --> 01:03:15,591 mink, moose, monkeys, and men. 988 01:03:15,591 --> 01:03:17,059 - [Peggy] I never thought about it that way. 989 01:03:17,059 --> 01:03:19,529 - Yes, well, consider yourself lucky, Peggy. 990 01:03:19,529 --> 01:03:20,963 The male mink often bites 991 01:03:20,963 --> 01:03:22,932 right through the pelt of his lover's neck, 992 01:03:22,932 --> 01:03:25,535 severing all the neck muscles and arteries 993 01:03:25,535 --> 01:03:27,703 before copulation is even through. 994 01:03:27,703 --> 01:03:28,638 - [Peggy] Really? 995 01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:29,906 - Really. 996 01:03:29,906 --> 01:03:33,142 At least your boyfriend cares enough to hit you. 997 01:03:33,142 --> 01:03:35,811 (button clicks) 998 01:03:36,712 --> 01:03:38,481 - Peggy, are you there? 999 01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:40,049 - [Peggy] I'm here. 1000 01:03:40,049 --> 01:03:40,883 Who's this? 1001 01:03:40,883 --> 01:03:42,151 - I'm Brenda Foster. 1002 01:03:42,151 --> 01:03:43,653 - Peggy? - I'm gonna give you 1003 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:46,856 the number for the Center for Domestic Violence, okay? 1004 01:03:46,856 --> 01:03:49,058 - [Peggy] Well, what happened to Dr. Archer? 1005 01:03:49,058 --> 01:03:50,793 - Dr. Archer can't help you, 1006 01:03:50,793 --> 01:03:53,796 but I'm gonna give you the number of somebody who can. 1007 01:03:53,796 --> 01:03:55,164 Do you have a pencil? 1008 01:03:55,164 --> 01:03:57,667 - [Peggy] Yeah, just a second. 1009 01:04:21,157 --> 01:04:25,494 - Don't you ever fucking put your hands on me again. 1010 01:04:27,396 --> 01:04:28,297 - What if I do? 1011 01:04:28,297 --> 01:04:29,532 - You won't. 1012 01:04:29,532 --> 01:04:31,234 You're sick, but you're not stupid. 1013 01:04:37,106 --> 01:04:39,075 (button clicks) 1014 01:04:39,075 --> 01:04:41,611 - Face it, Dan, you're the one that's sick. 1015 01:04:41,611 --> 01:04:44,447 You're a serious sexual deviant. 1016 01:04:44,447 --> 01:04:46,549 Isn't that why they threw you off the force? 1017 01:04:46,549 --> 01:04:48,751 Isn't that why you came to me for help? 1018 01:04:48,751 --> 01:04:50,186 (loud clattering) 1019 01:04:50,186 --> 01:04:52,521 - I'm warning you. 1020 01:04:52,521 --> 01:04:54,790 - Let me put it in layman's terms, 1021 01:04:54,790 --> 01:04:57,059 good old-fashioned mom-and-pop fucking 1022 01:04:57,059 --> 01:04:59,161 just isn't enough to rock your boat. 1023 01:04:59,161 --> 01:05:01,397 You and I both know it takes a stiffer wind 1024 01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:02,665 to fill your sails. 1025 01:05:02,665 --> 01:05:03,866 - Stop! 1026 01:05:03,866 --> 01:05:05,735 - But it isn't easy to find women 1027 01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:07,470 who can do the things you need 1028 01:05:07,470 --> 01:05:09,905 or let you do it to them, is it?! 1029 01:05:09,905 --> 01:05:12,942 And sometimes, they scream for real, don't they, Dan?! 1030 01:05:12,942 --> 01:05:13,776 - Shut up! 1031 01:05:14,944 --> 01:05:15,778 - Dan. 1032 01:05:21,450 --> 01:05:22,451 - You bitch. 1033 01:05:26,188 --> 01:05:30,192 - All night long on KSAV radio. 1034 01:05:30,192 --> 01:05:33,062 I'm Buddy Sylvester and you're listening to 1035 01:05:33,062 --> 01:05:36,299 Things That Go Bop in the Night. 1036 01:05:41,837 --> 01:05:45,074 - [Man] We're on, one, two... 1037 01:05:45,074 --> 01:05:48,077 (gentle jazz music) 1038 01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:59,055 - [Chuck] Buddy boy! 1039 01:05:59,055 --> 01:06:00,323 - Oh. 1040 01:06:00,323 --> 01:06:01,590 Shit. 1041 01:06:01,590 --> 01:06:04,260 Big boss man, didn't know you were here. 1042 01:06:04,260 --> 01:06:05,728 - Ah, you know what, my friend, 1043 01:06:05,728 --> 01:06:09,699 I was sitting home tonight by myself and I said, 1044 01:06:09,699 --> 01:06:13,336 Chuck, it's about time you get back to your roots. 1045 01:06:13,336 --> 01:06:14,303 - Roots. 1046 01:06:14,303 --> 01:06:16,005 Hey, cool, man. 1047 01:06:16,005 --> 01:06:20,409 Yeah, so what do you want, sit in with me tonight? 1048 01:06:20,409 --> 01:06:22,545 - Yeah, not exactly. 1049 01:06:22,545 --> 01:06:24,180 Like to kinda go solo, you know, 1050 01:06:24,180 --> 01:06:26,916 Big Chuck does everything alone. 1051 01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:27,850 Not everything. 1052 01:06:27,850 --> 01:06:28,684 (chuckles) 1053 01:06:28,684 --> 01:06:29,919 - Catch your drift, man. 1054 01:06:29,919 --> 01:06:31,120 Cool. 1055 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,055 Well, hey, it's your station, right? 1056 01:06:33,055 --> 01:06:34,757 Here's the playlist. 1057 01:06:34,757 --> 01:06:35,991 Here is the vinyl. 1058 01:06:35,991 --> 01:06:38,060 - Hey, listen, if you don't mind, 1059 01:06:38,060 --> 01:06:40,730 I brought along some of those cool sounds 1060 01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:43,065 from the '60s, the real music. 1061 01:06:43,065 --> 01:06:44,100 You remember that, right? 1062 01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:45,201 - Real music. 1063 01:06:45,201 --> 01:06:46,168 - Yeah. - Cool, man. 1064 01:06:46,168 --> 01:06:47,069 You got it. 1065 01:06:48,304 --> 01:06:50,039 Well, you know where everything is. 1066 01:06:51,107 --> 01:06:52,041 Break a leg, now. 1067 01:06:56,479 --> 01:06:57,713 Daddy. 1068 01:06:57,713 --> 01:06:59,048 - Don't let the door hit you in the ass 1069 01:06:59,048 --> 01:07:00,516 on the way out, Buddy. 1070 01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:01,984 - [Buddy] Rest assured. 1071 01:07:01,984 --> 01:07:03,219 - [Chuck] Okay. 1072 01:07:11,427 --> 01:07:13,662 (chuckles) 1073 01:07:19,034 --> 01:07:21,270 (coughing) 1074 01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:25,708 - [Dan] Brenda. 1075 01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:27,877 Brenda, open the door. 1076 01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:29,211 - [Brenda] Go away, Dan. 1077 01:07:29,211 --> 01:07:32,381 - Brenda, goddammit, open the, open the door. 1078 01:07:36,185 --> 01:07:37,720 - What do you want? 1079 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:39,021 - Want you to let me in. 1080 01:07:39,021 --> 01:07:40,122 - I don't want you in. 1081 01:07:41,524 --> 01:07:44,026 - Brenda, at least give me a chance to explain. 1082 01:07:44,026 --> 01:07:45,261 - Explain? 1083 01:07:45,261 --> 01:07:47,196 What makes you think I need an explanation? 1084 01:07:47,196 --> 01:07:48,964 You like to hurt women, you like them to hurt you. 1085 01:07:48,964 --> 01:07:50,366 It seems pretty clear to me. 1086 01:07:53,469 --> 01:07:55,070 It was you who called the radio station 1087 01:07:55,070 --> 01:07:57,339 the other night, wasn't it? 1088 01:07:59,508 --> 01:08:00,843 (Dan sighs) 1089 01:08:00,843 --> 01:08:05,247 - Yes, it was, because I needed help, 1090 01:08:05,247 --> 01:08:06,282 because of you, because I love you. 1091 01:08:06,282 --> 01:08:07,883 - Me?! - And I was afraid-- 1092 01:08:07,883 --> 01:08:09,552 - Leave me out of it. 1093 01:08:09,552 --> 01:08:10,953 You have up till this point. 1094 01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:14,256 I don't know what happened to you in LA, Dan, 1095 01:08:14,256 --> 01:08:16,225 but it changed you, and I-- 1096 01:08:16,225 --> 01:08:17,093 - It wasn't LA. 1097 01:08:21,497 --> 01:08:24,800 - You do need help, but I can't give it. 1098 01:08:26,569 --> 01:08:29,104 I don't think we should see each other anymore. 1099 01:08:29,104 --> 01:08:31,440 (loud slam) 1100 01:08:38,481 --> 01:08:40,282 - You bet, you jazz lovers, 1101 01:08:40,282 --> 01:08:43,052 that's the one you've been waiting for, 1102 01:08:43,052 --> 01:08:47,289 Wally Wormwood and his Whistling Woodwinds 1103 01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:52,294 and their rendition of Synchopated Polka. 1104 01:08:53,362 --> 01:08:54,964 ("Synchopated Polka") 1105 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:55,998 (laughs) 1106 01:08:55,998 --> 01:08:57,533 Oh! 1107 01:08:57,533 --> 01:09:00,903 Well, Dr. Archer, don't we have a great imagination. 1108 01:09:03,005 --> 01:09:04,240 What in the world? 1109 01:09:06,108 --> 01:09:07,209 (chuckles) 1110 01:09:07,209 --> 01:09:08,410 Must be raining out. 1111 01:09:08,410 --> 01:09:09,945 You've got your raincoat on tonight. 1112 01:09:13,048 --> 01:09:14,850 I know that's not a bathing suit, 1113 01:09:16,252 --> 01:09:19,855 but I do know that I am more than willing to dive in. 1114 01:09:21,123 --> 01:09:23,559 No, no, no, no. 1115 01:09:23,559 --> 01:09:25,160 I mean, till you work on the bottom, 1116 01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:29,098 you'll find out why they call me Big Chuck McGill. 1117 01:09:29,098 --> 01:09:30,132 (Chuck chuckles) 1118 01:09:30,132 --> 01:09:32,434 (laughs) 1119 01:09:32,434 --> 01:09:33,636 - [Claire] Batter up. 1120 01:09:33,636 --> 01:09:34,837 (handcuffs clicking) (Chuck chuckles) 1121 01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:36,338 - [Chuck] Oh! 1122 01:09:36,338 --> 01:09:39,842 I got those from the employees of the last Christmas party. 1123 01:09:40,676 --> 01:09:41,510 All right. 1124 01:09:42,611 --> 01:09:43,445 (Chuck chuckles) 1125 01:09:43,445 --> 01:09:45,881 Claire, those feel real. 1126 01:09:45,881 --> 01:09:47,116 - They are real. 1127 01:09:47,116 --> 01:09:49,685 - Oh, I know I'm going to enjoy this, aren't I? 1128 01:09:49,685 --> 01:09:52,421 I'm gonna enjoy, what's that? 1129 01:09:52,421 --> 01:09:55,324 Ah, little bit of fun, I suppose. 1130 01:09:56,425 --> 01:09:58,360 (Chuck chuckles) 1131 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:00,429 (laughs) 1132 01:10:01,463 --> 01:10:02,298 Stop it! 1133 01:10:02,298 --> 01:10:04,366 (laughs) 1134 01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:07,303 Oh, please! 1135 01:10:07,303 --> 01:10:08,470 Please. 1136 01:10:08,470 --> 01:10:09,538 Okay, that's enough for a minute. 1137 01:10:09,538 --> 01:10:10,472 That's enough for a minute. 1138 01:10:10,472 --> 01:10:11,707 - You're going on the air now. 1139 01:10:11,707 --> 01:10:12,975 - No, wait. - Five, four, three, two, one! 1140 01:10:12,975 --> 01:10:14,076 (button clicks) - Hi there. 1141 01:10:14,076 --> 01:10:15,578 Hi there, friends. 1142 01:10:15,578 --> 01:10:20,349 Chuck McGill holding out the chill as we continue still 1143 01:10:20,349 --> 01:10:22,218 with the big sounds that you just heard 1144 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:27,223 from Wally Wormwood and his Whistling Woodwinds. 1145 01:10:29,058 --> 01:10:31,527 I gotta tell you that we've got some more great sounds 1146 01:10:31,527 --> 01:10:32,962 for you coming up here, 1147 01:10:32,962 --> 01:10:37,967 as good old Chuck McGill gets ready to fill 1148 01:10:39,168 --> 01:10:41,270 any hole that's left in your life. 1149 01:10:41,270 --> 01:10:44,840 If you're lonely and you think you're the only, 1150 01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:47,676 I am the one who will help you now, 1151 01:10:47,676 --> 01:10:52,648 as we listen to Benny Bidwell and his Bouncing Bongos. 1152 01:10:55,317 --> 01:10:57,119 Benny Bidwell and his Bouncing, 1153 01:10:57,119 --> 01:10:59,054 I'll tell you what's happened here. 1154 01:10:59,054 --> 01:11:00,255 (chuckles) 1155 01:11:00,255 --> 01:11:03,192 My engineer, the Gump, is in the dump. 1156 01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:07,029 Time to take a break that cause that so often you take. 1157 01:11:07,029 --> 01:11:09,598 So I'll tell you what, we'll have some fun. 1158 01:11:09,598 --> 01:11:11,867 We're gonna turn this record for you anyhow 1159 01:11:11,867 --> 01:11:14,103 and give you the flip side. 1160 01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,272 (humming) 1161 01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:22,611 Oh, boy, this is the time you have been waiting for, 1162 01:11:22,611 --> 01:11:25,814 my friends, because here he is, 1163 01:11:25,814 --> 01:11:29,652 with a continuation, Wally Wormwood. 1164 01:11:29,652 --> 01:11:30,786 (record scratches) 1165 01:11:30,786 --> 01:11:31,887 (polka music) Well, I can tell you, 1166 01:11:31,887 --> 01:11:33,622 you know everything's going fine. 1167 01:11:33,622 --> 01:11:36,959 We're gonna check the temperature for you in just a second. 1168 01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:38,360 (button clicks) 1169 01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:40,396 What the fuck are you doing?! 1170 01:11:40,396 --> 01:11:41,263 This isn't fun! 1171 01:11:41,263 --> 01:11:42,097 It's stupid! 1172 01:11:42,097 --> 01:11:43,265 Now, come on, Claire! 1173 01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:47,202 (Chuck chuckles) 1174 01:11:47,202 --> 01:11:50,973 Did you see that movie, uh, no, I guess you didn't. 1175 01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:52,808 Aw, come on, if I knew you wanted a girl, 1176 01:11:52,808 --> 01:11:54,610 I would've bought one for ya. 1177 01:11:54,610 --> 01:11:56,345 I'm not that kind of a guy! 1178 01:11:56,345 --> 01:11:59,348 I don't like wigs. 1179 01:11:59,348 --> 01:12:00,549 (groans) 1180 01:12:00,549 --> 01:12:02,685 Okay, all right, have your fun. 1181 01:12:02,685 --> 01:12:03,919 Come on. 1182 01:12:03,919 --> 01:12:04,887 Okay, we're gonna have some fun now, right? 1183 01:12:04,887 --> 01:12:05,721 (lips smacking) 1184 01:12:05,721 --> 01:12:06,555 Come on. 1185 01:12:07,923 --> 01:12:08,757 (groans) 1186 01:12:08,757 --> 01:12:10,459 Claire, I can't breathe! 1187 01:12:10,459 --> 01:12:13,128 Claire. (loud thud) 1188 01:12:13,128 --> 01:12:14,830 Claire, what are you doing? 1189 01:12:14,830 --> 01:12:16,832 (remote control clicks) - We're making a tape, Chuck. 1190 01:12:16,832 --> 01:12:18,901 See, there's the camera. 1191 01:12:18,901 --> 01:12:19,835 - Why, Claire? 1192 01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:22,971 - [Claire] I wanted you to see what it feels like 1193 01:12:22,971 --> 01:12:25,040 when somebody has something on you. 1194 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,142 - Claire, look, this is ridiculous. 1195 01:12:27,142 --> 01:12:28,544 I'll read negotiate your contract-- 1196 01:12:28,544 --> 01:12:29,778 (loud crack) (groans) 1197 01:12:29,778 --> 01:12:31,513 What do you want, Claire?! 1198 01:12:31,513 --> 01:12:32,448 (loud crack) (groans) 1199 01:12:32,448 --> 01:12:33,882 I'll give you a 20% of the-- 1200 01:12:33,882 --> 01:12:35,117 (loud crack) 1201 01:12:35,117 --> 01:12:36,885 I'll give you 30% of the syndication. 1202 01:12:36,885 --> 01:12:38,954 What do you want?! 1203 01:12:38,954 --> 01:12:40,756 - [Claire] I want my tape! 1204 01:12:40,756 --> 01:12:41,990 - I don't have it, Claire. 1205 01:12:41,990 --> 01:12:42,958 (loud crack) (groans) 1206 01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:44,426 I'll give you 40%! 1207 01:12:44,426 --> 01:12:45,694 40%-- (loud crack) 1208 01:12:45,694 --> 01:12:47,730 It's in my office in the ice bucket. 1209 01:12:47,730 --> 01:12:49,198 Claire, please. 1210 01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:50,666 - [Claire] No, Chuck. 1211 01:12:50,666 --> 01:12:52,167 - Claire, I can't breathe! - We're having fun, aren't we? 1212 01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:54,303 Aren't we having-- - I can't breathe! 1213 01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:55,270 I can't-- - I thought that's what you 1214 01:12:55,270 --> 01:12:56,772 wanted to do, was have some fun. 1215 01:12:56,772 --> 01:12:58,073 (groans) 1216 01:12:58,073 --> 01:12:59,241 Chuck? 1217 01:12:59,241 --> 01:13:01,477 (loud thud) 1218 01:13:05,247 --> 01:13:09,685 ("Made Out of Steel" by Spanic Boys) 1219 01:13:20,429 --> 01:13:24,500 ♪ You were made out of steel 1220 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:28,270 ♪ And steel won't bend 1221 01:13:28,270 --> 01:13:32,274 ♪ You were made out of steel 1222 01:13:32,274 --> 01:13:36,445 ♪ But you will in the end someday ♪ 1223 01:13:39,581 --> 01:13:41,116 (Dan sighs) 1224 01:13:41,116 --> 01:13:42,384 - Brenda, please, I'm sorry. 1225 01:13:42,384 --> 01:13:43,419 You gotta believe me. 1226 01:13:46,622 --> 01:13:48,123 (Dan sighs) 1227 01:13:48,123 --> 01:13:51,193 Look, you had to stay because of your father. 1228 01:13:51,193 --> 01:13:53,729 Well, I had to leave because of mine. 1229 01:13:53,729 --> 01:13:56,331 Remember that time I got my nose busted? 1230 01:13:57,466 --> 01:13:59,301 - Yeah, it was during that scrimmage. 1231 01:14:00,302 --> 01:14:01,837 - No. 1232 01:14:01,837 --> 01:14:03,372 Wasn't any scrimmage that day. 1233 01:14:04,506 --> 01:14:05,340 He did it. 1234 01:14:06,942 --> 01:14:09,678 He didn't like the way I played the game the night before. 1235 01:14:09,678 --> 01:14:10,946 Said I wasn't hitting hard enough, 1236 01:14:10,946 --> 01:14:12,281 I was playing like a pussy. 1237 01:14:14,416 --> 01:14:16,084 Showed me how to hit, all right. 1238 01:14:21,356 --> 01:14:24,493 - I didn't even know of that. - Nobody knew. 1239 01:14:24,493 --> 01:14:26,862 Everybody loved Pete Pearson. 1240 01:14:26,862 --> 01:14:28,897 Down at the garage, he always had a smile for everyone. 1241 01:14:28,897 --> 01:14:29,932 He's everybody's pal. 1242 01:14:31,266 --> 01:14:32,334 Not at home, he wasn't. 1243 01:14:32,334 --> 01:14:34,703 Home was a whole different story. 1244 01:14:37,239 --> 01:14:40,876 Home was a shot in the arm, kick in the ass, 1245 01:14:40,876 --> 01:14:44,480 and elbow in the gut, fist in the face. 1246 01:14:46,181 --> 01:14:48,183 He was a fucking brute. 1247 01:14:48,183 --> 01:14:49,384 And that's just with me. 1248 01:14:50,285 --> 01:14:51,153 With my mother... 1249 01:14:54,289 --> 01:14:58,427 God, I hated what he did to her. 1250 01:14:58,427 --> 01:15:00,529 Only thing I hated more was what he did to me. 1251 01:15:03,265 --> 01:15:04,666 Made me like him. 1252 01:15:07,236 --> 01:15:09,471 (loud thudding) 1253 01:15:09,471 --> 01:15:10,606 Dammit! 1254 01:15:10,606 --> 01:15:14,776 God! (loud thudding) 1255 01:15:14,776 --> 01:15:17,379 (gentle music) 1256 01:15:37,432 --> 01:15:38,634 - No, I can't. 1257 01:15:38,634 --> 01:15:39,635 Think I can't. 1258 01:15:39,635 --> 01:15:40,802 Think I can't. 1259 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,378 I was almost over you. 1260 01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:53,448 Well, it took me 15 years, but I... 1261 01:15:55,117 --> 01:15:55,951 I almost was. 1262 01:16:00,522 --> 01:16:01,523 - [Dan] You want me to leave? 1263 01:16:01,523 --> 01:16:02,791 - Not on your life. 1264 01:16:05,827 --> 01:16:10,299 Just let me put dad to bed. 1265 01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:12,734 Okay? 1266 01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:16,972 - Yeah. 1267 01:16:16,972 --> 01:16:18,307 - [Brenda] Okay. 1268 01:16:25,314 --> 01:16:27,215 - Keep the porch light burning, okay? 1269 01:16:27,215 --> 01:16:28,550 - [Brenda] Yeah. 1270 01:16:53,375 --> 01:16:54,843 - Dispatch, this is 804. 1271 01:16:55,777 --> 01:16:57,245 Call the cops. 1272 01:16:57,245 --> 01:17:01,016 Tell them there's a break-in in progress at 5606 Blackstone. 1273 01:17:01,016 --> 01:17:02,184 - [Dispatcher] Copy, 804. 1274 01:17:26,908 --> 01:17:27,709 - Get out. 1275 01:17:29,177 --> 01:17:31,780 - Don't you understand we belong together? 1276 01:17:31,780 --> 01:17:33,148 Why can't you accept that? 1277 01:17:33,148 --> 01:17:34,483 I have. 1278 01:17:34,483 --> 01:17:39,154 - Maybe you did help me in some weird way, 1279 01:17:40,756 --> 01:17:43,525 but you're the one that really needs help. 1280 01:17:43,525 --> 01:17:47,963 I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't so dangerous. 1281 01:17:49,031 --> 01:17:49,865 - Dangerous? 1282 01:17:52,534 --> 01:17:56,838 What do you know about me? 1283 01:17:56,838 --> 01:17:58,173 - I know enough. 1284 01:17:59,074 --> 01:18:02,010 (suspenseful music) 1285 01:18:03,278 --> 01:18:04,112 - Too bad. 1286 01:18:09,651 --> 01:18:14,156 I guess you and I can't live happily ever after. 1287 01:18:16,258 --> 01:18:19,327 Stories just don't end up that way, do they, Dan? 1288 01:18:20,662 --> 01:18:22,831 - Claire, goddammit, be careful. 1289 01:18:22,831 --> 01:18:23,765 That thing's loaded. 1290 01:18:23,765 --> 01:18:25,667 - You don't have to tell me. 1291 01:18:25,667 --> 01:18:27,035 I know all about stories. 1292 01:18:27,035 --> 01:18:28,603 They're always loaded. 1293 01:18:28,603 --> 01:18:29,805 Boy meets girl. 1294 01:18:31,239 --> 01:18:32,808 Boy loses girl. 1295 01:18:32,808 --> 01:18:33,975 Boy gets girl. 1296 01:18:36,645 --> 01:18:38,280 (gun clicks) 1297 01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:39,381 Fuck stories. 1298 01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:43,985 (gun clicks) 1299 01:18:50,992 --> 01:18:51,827 No! 1300 01:18:51,827 --> 01:18:52,661 No. 1301 01:18:53,862 --> 01:18:55,163 (gun clicks) (gasps) 1302 01:18:55,163 --> 01:18:56,665 - You have a winning personality. 1303 01:18:56,665 --> 01:18:57,799 - [Claire] Don't. 1304 01:18:57,799 --> 01:18:58,667 (gun clicks) (yelps) 1305 01:18:58,667 --> 01:19:00,502 - He will travel soon. 1306 01:19:00,502 --> 01:19:01,503 (gun clicks) 1307 01:19:01,503 --> 01:19:03,205 He who has hope has everything. 1308 01:19:03,205 --> 01:19:05,140 - [Officer] Freeze! He's got a gun! 1309 01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:07,843 Drop it! - Danimal Pearson?! 1310 01:19:07,843 --> 01:19:10,345 (guns firing) 1311 01:19:41,309 --> 01:19:44,112 (sighs) 1312 01:19:44,112 --> 01:19:46,681 (gentle music) 1313 01:20:24,753 --> 01:20:29,057 - Until next week, I'm Dr. Claire Archer. 1314 01:20:29,057 --> 01:20:31,459 Remember, don't fight the hurt. 1315 01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:34,529 Love the hurt. 1316 01:20:34,529 --> 01:20:35,430 It's a long dark night and it's all you've got. 1317 01:20:41,369 --> 01:20:44,506 (ominous piano music) 1318 01:21:36,992 --> 01:21:39,661 (ominous music)